Rugz
AKA Speed
RAINBOW CHEVRON CHAOS
This rug looks like a rainbow threw up on itself after a wild night out. It’s an eyesore that screams "I have no taste," but hey, at least it's colorful, right?
Speed Boost: 1%
GRANDMA'S ACID ODYSSEY
Imagine your sweet old grandma dropped acid and then tried quilting. This monstrosity is the result—what happens when cozy nostalgia meets absolute visual insanity.
Speed Boost: 2%
BOHO EYE-BLEEDER
Boho chic? More like boho freak. This rug assaults your eyes with a vomit of colors that would make even the most laid-back hippie reach for some sunglasses.
Speed Boost: 3%
FIESTA EXPLOSION
It’s like a piñata exploded and left its guts all over your floor. This mess of clashing colors is as loud as a mariachi band with no rhythm.
Speed Boost: 4%
MARKETPLACE MAYHEM
Picture the ugliest things from a dozen bazaars, thrown together with no regard for aesthetics. The result? This chaotic disaster that calls itself a rug.
Speed Boost: 5%
TECHNICOLOR NIGHTMARE
This rug is what happens when bad dreams go technicolor. It’s like a fever dream of mismatched colors and shapes that make you question your life choices.
Speed Boost: 6%
VICTORIAN FLORAL FRENZY
Take everything you hate about Victorian decor and turn it up to 11. This floral monstrosity will choke your room with its over-the-top, suffocating design.
Speed Boost: 7%
ROYAL HEADACHE
So opulent it hurts, this rug is for the wannabe aristocrat who thinks more is always better. It’s like a migraine in rug form—fancy, but painful as hell.
Speed Boost: 8%
MEDIEVAL MISHMASH
It’s like a tapestry gone wrong—a garbled mess of historical references that doesn’t know if it’s coming or going. Just looking at it is exhausting.
Speed Boost: 9%
GOLDEN GAUDINESS
Dripping with enough gold to make a pharaoh puke, this rug doesn’t know when to stop. It’s an over-the-top display of wealth with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer.
Speed Boost: 10%
IMPERIAL BLACKOUT
This rug is so dark and brooding it’s like the emo phase of royal decor. Fancy, yes, but also dead inside. Perfect for your gothic palace.
Speed Boost: 11%
BLOODY ARISTOCRAT
A pattern that’s as ruthless as it is red. This rug is for the kind of person who enjoys watching their enemies bleed—preferably while sipping expensive wine.
Speed Boost: 12%
WAVY RETRO FEVER
This rug is a bad acid trip from the 70s that never ended. It’s all wavy lines and nausea-inducing colors, like your grandparents' house but way, way worse.
Speed Boost: 13%
RED-LINED OBSESSION
Like something out of a noir film where everyone dies at the end. Dark, twisted, and full of red flags—literally. Perfect for your haunted mansion.
Speed Boost: 14%
LUXURY CAGE MATCH
Gold and blue, locked in a death match on your floor. This rug doesn’t just sit there; it challenges you to a fight every time you walk by.
Speed Boost: 15%
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